Can you believe those people who make wildly inappropriate comments (you're so big! you're so small!) about your pregnant-person size? Neither can we. How rude! We polled our sassiest preggo-lady sources and got a few great comebacks. Next time, you'll be prepared!
You're so HUGE:
- "Yeah, I'm actually a week late and my water could break at any minute -- stand back!"
- "I know, I gotta start cutting back on the burgers and booze." (My Fave)
- "I'll try to take that as a compliment."
- "Yeah, but I'm going to lose 20 pounds in a day. What about you?" (2nd Fave)
- "Well, ya know, I'm growing a life. What have you done today?"
You're so TINY!
- "Doesn't feel that way to those of us looking down at the belly."
- "I've decided to gain all of my pregnancy weight in my ass." (HILARIOUS!)