Size Matters

I am CRACKING up right now. Thanks to 'The Daily Kick' email I receive, I now have some great comebacks for all of those random comments people make about the belly bump. I am sure I am even guilty of making some stupid comments, but now that I'm pregnant, I'll know what to say to another pregnant person and WHAT NOT TO SAY! :)

Can you believe those people who make wildly inappropriate comments (you're so big! you're so small!) about your pregnant-person size? Neither can we. How rude! We polled our sassiest preggo-lady sources and got a few great comebacks. Next time, you'll be prepared!

You're so HUGE:

• "Yeah, I'm actually a week late and my water could break at any minute -- stand back!"
• "I know, I gotta start cutting back on the burgers and booze." (My Fave)
• "I'll try to take that as a compliment."
• "Yeah, but I'm going to lose 20 pounds in a day. What about you?" (2nd Fave)
• "Well, ya know, I'm growing a life. What have you done today?"
  

You're so TINY!

• "Doesn't feel that way to those of us looking down at the belly."
• "I've decided to gain all of my pregnancy weight in my ass." (HILARIOUS!)