Kids Say the Darndest Things...

I should have been keeping track of all of the funny, bizarre, and sweet things the kids have said to me throughout my pregnancy so I'll just have to hope that I can at least remember a few! It's been quite funny. With seeing the kids only once a week, I suppose that it is more exciting for them, maybe they see more of a change in a week than they would in a day, who knows! But they've been truly intrigued! I just have to laugh but sometimes I am just shell-shocked!!!

Questions from students - keep in mind they are 5-11 or 12 years old (K-5):

1. Are you going to have that needle thingy in your back? I think I was asked this by a couple different 4th graders. I don't remember what I said the first time but the 2nd time I asked the student (a boy), how he knows about that. He said another student told him. So, when I asked how HE knew, he said his dad told him. OKIDOKE!
2. Are you excited? Yes!
3. Are you nervous? A little, yeah!
4. Are you going to squeeze your husband's hand? hmmm...I just laughed!
5. How did you know you were pregnant? I think this was before Katie H. told me to tell the kids "The doctor told me!" I don't remember exactly what I stumbled out!
6. How did you know it was a girl? The doctor told me! :)
7. How does the baby come out? Luckily, I suppose, before I could answer (this happens a lot!), another student blurts out "You have to have surgery to get it out!" So I said, "Yep, sometimes you do!" MOVING ON!!!
8. How does the baby come out? (another class) Again, if I pause at all, another student will usually take care of it for me. This was a Kindergarten class and NOT KIDDING, a few of the girls were telling how the baby actually comes out!! The baby comes out your _____ - they had a word for 'it'--totally can't remember but it was definitely a slang term.
9. How do you feed the baby? This was a tricky one. I think I was asked this a few times and depending on the age of the student, I tried actually explaining that when I eat, the baby gets her nutrients from me. Not sure if they quite got it but I tried!
10. Is that baby keeping you up at night, kicking? This one 2nd grader asked me this literally EVERY week for about a month. :)
11. Your belly sure is getting big! Yep! I know!
12. Man, you're really stretching your shirt out - you'll have to get a new shirt after the baby is here...
13. You look like you have THREE bowling balls in your belly! Wouldn't one have been sufficient?
14. Cute story - Yesterday the Kindergarteners had their playground balls with them in art because they come straight from recess and I turn around to see them sticking the balls up their shirts!!! I about died!
15. One student asked the assistant in the room "Soooo, your stomach just...stretches out like that??" She replies, "Well, yeah..." Then the student says, "So, isn't your belly going to be all 'squishy' (I think that was the word she used), after???" Amazing what a 1st grader is really thinking through here...
16. Does the baby take a bath when you take a bath? Again, I'm not really sure what I said. Sometimes I'm just speechless!
17. Does being pregnant hurt? Well...(on the subject of bowling balls), I said, it doesn't really hurt but imagine you have a bowling ball in your belly and you are trying to roll over in bed or get up, it kind of gets in the way!

And my all time favorite:
One student asked me how the baby starts out as this little thing (he does a motion with his hand) and then grows to be that big?? Before I could even respond (thankfully??), another student (these are 2nd graders) says "Well, it starts out as this little egg and then there's this little tadpole thing and they join together and make a baby!" All I can do at this point was laugh along with another teacher that was in earshot. I was just dying! How does she know this?? So, I ask her - "Rachel, how do you know that?" Her response was that she "watched an inappropriate movie." Hilarious!! After telling the story to a few people, I think it was Sara that pointed out that she probably saw Look Who's Talking! Amazing what the kids catch on to! Her version was just hilarious, though, and you have to know her to really get it! She's the same one that also told me when we were trying to pick names, that sometimes you just have to wait until you see the baby to know. Then she grabbed this other student and said, "See, Emily just LOOKS like an Emily!" Apparently she heard her mom saying this, I'd say. :)

The kids are so sweet about it all. It has helped me to look forward to these last few days of being pregnant when I'm exhausted and don't feel like going in to school--even for a 1/2 day :) especially today when I practically threw my back out this morning picking something up off the floor and was in the worst pain for about 1/2 hour! The pain was too high for me to think back labor but it definitely got me to thinking - uh oh!!! If that was any indication of what's to come, I'm in trouble. :)

For example, today, I stepped into the lunch room to ask a student about her artwork, and I had about 15 - 2nd graders practically attacking me--asking how I'm doing, how's the baby?, touching my belly, giving me hugs, telling me good luck and have fun. They are so cute!!!!! I even had a 3rd grader tell me today that she's been praying for me. :)

This is why I LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure I'll think of more but those are probably the ones that stick out in my mind the most. :)

Doctor Update!!!!

If I haven't talked to you, I had my dr. appointment this morning. 39 weeks! Whew! I am still dilated about a 2-3 and not effaced - and no contracting yet either. So, she asked what our thoughts were on inducing. At first I said I didn't know. Then we asked what she thought the size of the baby was and her response was "Well, it's not going to be a small baby." Hmmmmmmmmm! That isn't exactly what I wanted to hear--freaked me out a little. Yes, I want the baby to be healthy but...

Anyway, she said she's probably about 7 1/2 to 8 lbs right now and for a small person like me, that could be difficult. I'll have to ask Travis if he remembers what her exact wording was but I vaguely recall her saying the word 'difficult.' I was still on the sentence where she said it's not going to be a small baby. Plus, when they grow like a lb. a week in the end, that could be BAD, for me! Thankfully she also mentioned that it's a good idea to decide early on if you want to be induced because some people wait and call when they are ready to be induced that day or the next day and then the hospital is booked! So, with that, I said, "OK, sign me up!!" She also said that it's ok to induce anytime after week 39 and all the baby is doing right now is growing!

We have an appointment to go in to the hospital next Tuesday morning at midnight ("Monday night" go in). I guess May is a busy month because that was the first available time. Plus, my friend Heather H. said they only schedule them Monday - Thursday anyway. So, unless Baby C decides to come on her own, looks like her birthday will HOPEFULLY be (Tuesday) May 26, 2009!

Heather also told me that doctors can be up to a pound off with the weight estimate (and they were with hers) soooo let's hope she's a little off (and she's smaller. I think a 7 lb baby would be just perfect!) and I have to keep in mind that this was without an ultrasound and just her 'prediction' from looking at me and I suppose counting in my measurements, etc.

So, that is the update! Pray that she doesn't get too big. I would prefer not to have a c-section but I'm just thinking positive thoughts!!!!

***Just a little addendum...
I'm a little disappointed that we saw the nurse practitioner last week (our dr. was delivering a baby and had to leave) b/c I'm thinking when I asked last week how big baby was, she might have suggested setting up an appointment for THIS week to induce if she felt it was safe. BUT what can you do? It's all good! and what's a few days?????? :-)

More Nursery

Here are the latest nursery pics. It is pretty much READY! I would like to find something to hang photos from. IKEA has metal strips you use magnets for or I thought one of those bulletin boards with the fabric over it and ribbon (???) and once Baby arrives, I will finish the other painting. I suppose I could do it before (and I might, who knows!) but for now covering up - as you'll see in the picture below - one as opposed to 2 will be much easier and less tacky looking. I can't wait to reveal! It looks much cuter under the paper. I also need to talk Travis into letting me get this cute chair from Pottery Barn too--with her name on it, how cute!







I even have my bag packed!!!!!!!!!

My mom gave us the chandelier you see here on the floor but we're not sure if we'll get to hang it or not. Our upstairs get REALLY hot so the ceiling fan really helps circulate the air. Plus, being an old house, Travis is a little concerned about what electrical issues he COULD find by taking the fan down. It's never easy!! Guess we'll see. :)

Just a few outfits that I thought I might bring her home in. I love the yellow dress but am thinking the pink outfit might be more comfy and warm. It is a little hard to see in the picture but it's really cute. The headband and socks are so cute too!!!

I just threw this picture in of these super cute Cubs onesies!! Travis picked them out at Von Maur. ADORABLE!!!!!!!! Maybe she can wear them on our trip to Chicago on July 3 if it works out!!! She already has another Cubs outfit. :)

Dr. Update :)

We went to the dr. yesterday afternoon and saw the nurse practitioner. Our dr. came in but got a phone call and had to leave to go deliver a baby (I suppose that's ok!!). :) The nurse prac. was great. I am dilated to a 'good' 2 she said. Baby is head down and she said 2 weeks TOPS! Soooo--now we just wait. I hope that I continue to progress on my own. I'd love to not have to be induced but that's as long as I don't go overdue (too much). :) Only 12 days to go now! I told her that I'm really afraid of having a huge baby b/c people keep telling me I'm huge and she said I'm not having a 12 pounder or anything. No guesses on weight though. And that's all fine and dandy but I'd really rather not have a 9 lb baby either! I am guessing about 7 or 8 so I guess we'll find out soon. Still no contractions of any kind. I don't even think I've had any Braxton Hicks either.

I started my 1/2 days this week and even though it's only Tuesday, I can tell it's going to help a TON! Yesterday Travis and I went to lunch, then had the appt., then I got a pedicure, and my car washed and cleaned out. It was AMAZING! Today I actually came home and chilled. I watched 2 episodes of The Baby Story (not sure why...) and then took a nap. Our neighborhood garage sales are this weekend so I was happy I actually had the energy to mark our stuff. Luckily I don't have a TON and some was already marked from last year's sale. We have a few pieces of furniture (computer desk, dresser, etc.) which is the main reason we're having the sale. Wish us luck!

Off to watch the Biggest Loser finale and American Idol!

Happy Mother's Day!

I hope everyone had a great Mother's Day yesterday! I enjoyed the day with the Bettis family (my mom's side). Even though I'm not technically a mom YET, it was exciting to be able to celebrate it as a mom (to-be). I know that when little Baby C arrives, she will change our lives forever. I cannot wait to meet her! It was very surreal to see my cousin Abi's baby girl yesterday for the first time who is a little over 7 lbs and to think that is what is in my belly right now! I'd say Baby C is probably right under 7 lbs (hopefully my dr. can tell me today when we go for our appt.!).

I am very thankful to have my mom--someone who has raised me teaching me what is right but now as adults we can be true friends. I enjoy hanging out with her and we always have FUN no matter what we do. I feel very blessed to be bringing a daughter into the world and hope we have the same relationship. :)

Travis (the good husband he is) sent me flowers to school on Friday for Mother's Day (and to celebrate my LAST FULL DAY! whohoo!). They are BEAUTIFUL! With that, I should also say how thankful I am for Travis' mother (Megan, you said it best!), for raising such a loving, thoughtful and funny guy. I love Travis with all of my heart and know he wouldn't be who he is today without his mom!






Me and Bridgett

Bridgett, Mom, me and the "bump"

All of the Bettis Mom's (and me- mom-to-be)

19 Days!!!!!!

I don't know how on Earth it's possible that I'm only 19 days away from my due date. I knew once Spring Break was here and gone that time would fly!! I start 1/2 days on MONDAY! Whohoo! I think we pretty much have everything ready, with the exception of a few tiny things. I went to the dr. today and am dilated to a 1--not much happenin' but I guess we'll see how things continue to progress with just a few weeks left. :) (Sidenote- no one told me that having your cervix checked is not much fun!!! I guess I better prepare myself for what's to come!).

Travis and I started our Childbirth classes last Friday and have 2 more left. So far we really like it. The teacher is nice and funny and I think we'll learn a lot as to what to expect (especially Travis I'd say!). We also took "Happiest Baby on the Block," which we also enjoyed. It seems VERY helpful and from the DVD looks to be almost too good to be true. It is all about the 5 S's for calming a crying baby (swaddling, shhh-ing, etc.).

Maternity Pictures

Last Sunday my Uncle Dennis and his wife Lori, who does photography on the side, came to Bloomington to take our maternity pictures. They turned out GREAT!! I am so excited. :) Here are just a few! THANKS again Lori!!!!!!!

Dennis was looking for props around our living room. We laughed at first but this picture with the C turned out to be one of my favorites!!!! We can't wait to meet you "Baby C!!!"

Travis is so dang tall, or is is that I'm so dang short? (or both??) We took a few of the pictures (not shown here) with me standing on a stepstool to make the angles look better. This one is all-natural. ha! A little awkward but that's just the way it is!

Nursery!

Bridgett came up Tuesday afternoon and we were able to get the "fun" paintings started in the nursery. Here's another sneak peek! I won't be able to show the finished product until baby is here since the name will be incorporated. If you haven't heard, we have finally decided on the name!! BUT...we're not telling! I know how annoyed I've probably been when people knew and didn't tell but I guess I'm trying to see how long I can keep a secret. :-)

The nursery is still in disarray until I can get the name/initial done, as well as some finishing touches--hanging a shelf, decorating, etc. I have been to Hobby Lobby 2ce in the last 2 weeks and managed to find plenty of cute stuff each time. :) Girl stuff is so cute!! I've never been a 'pink' girl but the room has kind of turned out more pink than anything else but I am loving it! I originally planned on a few different items in green from Pottery Barn but ended up with the pink bins, which I love, pink curtains, pink shag rug, the list goes on. And I do love the brown furniture. My mom also gave us a chandelier that will be hung - thank you Travis! - with some really cute green beads to drape on it.

This was Bridgett's project. It is sooooooo cute! I love it!! The baby's name will go inside the oval/frame with a cute little butterfly. The changing table will go under this design.

My project is the one you see me painting above. Both ideas courtesy of Pottery Barn. :) Why recreate the wheel, right? My mom and I browsed the magazine and I think she actually found the ideas. The first letter of baby's name will go inside the big circular shaped design in the middle with a kind of modern leafy design around it. I knew I'd be way too anal to do the little swirls on the right and left side just by hand, so I bought stencil paper and drew the design, then cut it out with an xacto knife so they'd be the same. Way easier anyway! Duh!

The crib will go against this wall under the design.

I haven't quite decided what I'll do about people that might come to our house before baby because there's no way I'll wait until the baby is here to finalize the paintings. Hmmmm...any thoughts? (uh, besides just tell!). I guess we'll need to invest in a padlock! hehe!!

I am feeling a lot better about the projects at least being started. It won't take me long to finish. With 24 days to go, I am freaking out a little about school. Luckily I go to 1/2 days in about 12 days so hopefully I can get things done then! AND I have a great sub lined up who is already offering to take things down for me and prepare for the end of the year. And I'm really not stressing too much. Whatever happens, happens!! You can't plan it all!